Group Chat Awards
the most honest awards show ever โœฆ

Who's the
Yapper in your
group chat?

Drop in your WhatsApp group export. In five seconds you get the official awards: the Yapper, the Ghost, the Conversation Killer and 16 more.

๐Ÿ”’ Never leaves your phone๐ŸŽ 3 awards free๐Ÿ™… No sign-up
๐Ÿ”’ Your chat never leaves your phone โšก Ready in 5 seconds ๐ŸŽ 3 awards free ๐Ÿ’ธ Pay once, not weekly ๐Ÿ™… No sign-up, no app
three taps to the ceremony

How it works

No account and no app to install. Everything is counted inside your browser, so your messages stay on your phone.

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Export the chat

Open the group in WhatsApp โ†’ tap the name โ†’ Export chat โ†’ Without media.

iPhone: save the .zip to Files ยท Android: save the .txt
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Drop it in

Upload the file here. We count the messages, the late nights and the deleted evidence in about five seconds.

Nothing is uploaded anywhere. Promise.
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Hand out the trophies

Get 3 awards free, unlock the full ceremony, then post the cards straight back into the group.

Ask your group before posting it publicly ๐Ÿ˜‡
19 categories, zero mercy

Tonight's awards

Every award is based on real numbers from your chat: who talks, who vanishes, and who kills the vibe.

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Yapper-in-Chief๐Ÿ‘ป The Ghost๐Ÿฆ‰ Night Owl ๐Ÿ”ช Conversation Killer ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”ฅ The Spark ๐Ÿ”’ โšก Fastest Thumbs ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿข Left You On Read ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿ“œ The Essayist ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿœ๏ธ Driest Texter ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿคช Emoji Abuser ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ˜‚ Laugh Track ๐Ÿ”’ ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Voice Note Villain ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ“ธ Paparazzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ Destroyer of Evidence ๐Ÿ”’โ“ The Interrogator ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿ™ Professional Apologiser ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ“ข CAPS LOCK ENERGY ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿ”— Link Dealer ๐Ÿ”’๐ŸŒ… Early Bird ๐Ÿ”’
less than a coffee โ˜•

Pay once.
Roast forever.

See 3 awards for free. If your group deserves the full ceremony, unlock everything once. There's no subscription and no weekly charge.

pay
once
the full deck
$4.99
once, per group chat
  • All 19 awards for your group
  • A share card for every award
  • Your chat still never leaves your phone
  • 14-day refund if it doesn't work
Try it free first
before you ask

Questions

Is my chat really private?

Yes. The file is read and counted inside your browser. Your messages are never uploaded to our servers, never sent to any AI, and we can't see them. Only names and scores are saved on your own device so your awards survive checkout.

How do I export a WhatsApp group?
  1. iPhone: open the group โ†’ tap the group name โ†’ scroll down โ†’ Export Chat โ†’ Without Media โ†’ Save to Files. Upload the .zip.
  2. Android: open the group โ†’ โ‹ฎ โ†’ More โ†’ Export chat โ†’ Without media. Upload the .txt.
Does it work for chats with just two people?

It works best for groups of 3 or more. Two-person chats still get most awards, but some (like The Ghost) need a crowd.

What do I get for $4.99?

Every award your chat qualifies for (up to 19), each with a shareable image card. It's a one-time payment for that chat on that device, never a subscription.

What if it doesn't work?

Email us within 14 days and we'll fix it or refund you. See the terms.

Is this made by WhatsApp?

No. Group Chat Awards is an independent project and isn't affiliated with WhatsApp or Meta.

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